How Amy Schumer's Raunchy Mother's Day Movie Will Bring You and Your Mom Closer

In Snatched, daughter Emily (Amy Schumer) and mom Linda (Goldie Hawn) go on vacation to Ecuador after Emily can't find anyone to take her newly ex-boyfriend's place on a nonrefundable trip. Unlike Emily and Linda, my mom and I travel together on purpose all the time, both domestically and internationally. Also unlike Emily and Linda, my mom and I have never been kidnapped on one of our trips. Regardless, it seemed like this movie was made for us, so we went to see it together.

Some background: My best friend and I refer to my mom, age "mom age," as Yolo Fran, because she's always going on adventures, even if they're just around our hometown of New York City with her dog Riley. I am 30 years old and the managing editor of Cosmopolitan.com. Spoilers ahead, obviously.

Alie: What were your expectations going into the movie?

Fran: Amy Schumer and the guy from Law and Order [Christopher Meloni] have been on the morning show circuit promoting it, so I was aware of it. I expected it to be a silly movie, especially with the two stars. I don't know Amy Schumer that well, I might have seen a special of hers once. But it was fun seeing Goldie Hawn because I haven't seen her in anything in a long, long time. I don't think she's done anything in a long time. I remember her from Laugh-In days, so I'm dating myself.

Alie: I don't know what that is.

Fran: You don't know what Laugh-In is? Ah, you have to look that up! It was a variety comedy show. I think that's where she became known from. [Editor's note: My mom texted me YouTube clips of Laugh-In the very next morning.]

Priyanka’s Fans Surrounded her at Dargah Sharif

Priyanka Chopra is a recurrent visitor to the Dargah Sharif of Hazrat Khwaja Moinuddin Chisti in Ajmer. Reportedly, she was mobbed by her fans when she went to a Dargah on Monday in Ajmer. She was visiting the place with some of her family members. A source revealed that, the actress chose to offer a ‘chaddar’ just as any other devotee would, without any security cover. She asked her security to stay outside and then stood in a long queue waiting her turn to do what she wanted to. A source revealed, “However, it was clearly visible from the actress’ face how hassled she was feeling standing amidst the crowd. But she didn’t call for her security and stayed inside for almost 15 minutes until she got a chance to pray”. Beyond that a bid to catch a glimpse of the actress, her numerous fans could be seen gathered around her. But the actress handled the situation very sensitively. The actress told, “It was very crowded, but I had no problems. I was very happy with my visit”. Reportedly, she

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“I always wanted to be a porn star” Says SRK

Shahrukh Khan is an actor who is very popular for his sense of humor besides his acting prowess. He is the man who has been considered as the all time romantic hero in the Bollywood film fraternity. Recently, the actor shared his “aspiration” to become a porn star. Talking about this ambition, Shah Rukh said, “I always wanted to be porn star. I am going to work with all the optimism and clarity to be a porn star”. He also gave an explanation to those pupils who were gathered for a chat with King Khan. A person from the crowd asked, from where did the inspiration arose? He said, “I have always been a huge fan of Sylvester Stallone who was a porn star before becoming Hollywood superstar”. Shah Rukh is very famous for his funniest remarks in the public places. The crowd was in for a laugh riot after hearing the next remark in the event. It was like icing on the cake when he said, “I will take my flag and put it up in America after becoming the biggest porn star of the world”.

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